Bill Gates calls the police

-Brussels police department, how may I assist you?

-Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie.

-Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?

-No

-Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"

-Bill Gates

-Country?

-The USA

-Native language?

-English

-Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face with a pie?

-Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie.

-We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?

-Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie.

-Have you visited the Prime Minister before?

-Yes

-Were you hit in the face with a pie then?

-No

-Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?

-Yes

-Any pies then?

-No

-Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in again. I'll wait.

-Just a minute.. (several minutes pass) Okay, I'm back.

-Did you get hit by another pie?

-Of course not

-Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem, though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department. Click